From the flashback that revealed how Piper and Alex broke up it's kind of sad that Piper didn't show up to Alex's mother's funeral even as a friend. I figured that even though they had broke up, Piper would still give her condolences at least as a friend.

I couldn't believe that Daya was pregnant. It was such a shocker! But, I don't get why Bennette lied about his leg. He could have just told her the truth or just been honest regardless.

I think it's so messed that Healy threw her in the SHU. Thanksgiving should be spent with your family and she couldn't even see him. I'm glad she made peace with Alex though at least. (Honestly, I think they're cuter together anyway.)

When Piper made face masks out of pads, I nearly lost it. That is actually quite ingenious to come up with to protect yourself from the flu going around. Also, the 'guess when shes going to give birth for a twix candy bar' is kind of funny too. Also, Larry's column in the paper annoys me that he's banking in on Piper's sentence.

I thought it was ridiculous for them to close down the outdoor track because it's a form of exercise at least for the inmates and it's kind of therapeutic since, well, they're stuck within four walls for so long. Also, Medez trying to get Red to smuggle drugs is ridiculous. Like, they're going through enough as it is.

Honestly, it was stupid of how big of a deal the picture became. Like, so what. It could have been any random picture and just said that it was the prison. But what was even more bizarre was the council campaign. I got really mad when he forced Piper into it when she wasn't interested at all.

Everyone is chasing a chicken, that may or may not be real. It's perfect. Mass hysteria all around. Though I feel like Larry started becoming inconsiderate of Piper at this point. Of courses she's going to blend in with what's going on, including the prison stories. It's just hilarious watching them chase a chicken though.

I died of laughter with this. It's amazing how a screwdriver in your pocket can become such a big deal. Honestly, I would have just been like "It was an accident. Here." and give it back, but then again, it's jail. It's never that easy. (Also, Miss Claudette's flashback is quite nice to get to know her and why she's so uptight.)

I think this is my favorite episode ever because it lets us get a look at who Sophia is. Also, Crazy Eyes's obsession with Piper is just too funny to ignore, especially with that poem she told her in the field!

It's so messed up how one comment can be taken so far, but it's nice that she went so far out of her way to create that lotion sample for Red's back. She's lucky she actually knew something of use or she would have been starved out!